“…Things I don’t remember
there was dressed up alligator
there was cum on the piano…”

“Things I Don’t Remember“- by Ugly Casanova (lines 7-9)

1) The situation described by the final line of the above passage occurs when:

a) a private lesson enters a whole new dimension of privateness
b) a black key and a white key love each other very very much
c) Kevin forgets to wash his hands
d) a cheat code is activated by pressing up-up-down-A-B-right
e) all of the above

Choose wisely.